random: VLADIMIR aka TOOKIE WILLIAMS be slaying the ladies…
SQUIRT and SUSHI are two fine kitty cats, that i hear keep it real and get into cat-fights if they have to. none of that “talking it out” nonsense.
i was alerted to their blog post at atailoftwokitties.tumblr.com (how adorable is that) on VLADIMIR by YOSHI. seems these older ladies like their men young, half russian and half trinidadian, and lazy…
don’t worry girls. i am NOT one of those weird moms that make their sons “mamas boys”. you know, the boys who “can’t find a woman that compares to mom” type and the moms who think “no girl is good enough for my boy” – weird. get a grip people.
he’s free to date whoever he likes 
watch: TRON | LEGACY
i grew up with a brother who was 8 years older than me…he was a gay, sci-fi nerd, and loved anything that involved “powers” or “alternate universes”. he also convinced me at age 7 i had my own powers and could control nature. it worked for about one summer, and i stopped believing it when i couldn’t stop the fall season from happening.
i still wanted to be just like him and liked everything he liked. i hate remakes, because they usually fall far from the tree. BUT, this TRON looks amazing. i’m super stoked about it.
life: TRIBECA GRAND SCREENING OF “SUMMIT ON THE SUMMIT” (3/10/10)
LUPE gave me a call on wednesday and invited by to come watch “SUMMIT ON THE SUMMIT” – the doc filmed while he and a team of other famous folks who climbed MOUNT KILIMANJARO in January 2010 to bring clean water to the locals. started as a lone mission by KENNA, the group slowly grew to the likes of JESSICA BIEL, EMILE HIRSCH, LUPE, SANTIGOLD and more.
to see these people who are in very fortunate places not just giving money to charity and taking photos at a red carpet to garner attention for a cause (which is still commendable), but rather spending 8 days in harsh weather conditions and dangerous altitudes to really further a special cause is remarkable. bravo to these guys!
i was very honored to be able to get a sneak peak and cannot wait for you all to see what these folks have done for people in serious need. with ELLE on one side of me and LOIC on the other, i was in good company!
the doc will be aired on MTV March 14th @ 9:00 p.m. EST…check your local lsiting
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trailer:
invite: THEOPHILUS LONDON and NINJASONIK – MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY – NYC 3/12/10
throwback: WHITNEY HOUSTON – “I’m Your Baby”
oh WHITNEY! you were a flawless beauty. i hated that you always wore those wigs, but who was i to talk. i loved this video…she travels in time and becomes MARLENE DIETRICH, AUDREY HEPBURN and DIANA ROSS.
foto: STANDING-IN…the accidental portrait (2006)
while working at ISLAND DEF JAM as DIRECTOR OF CREATIVE SERVICES in 2006, this photo was taken on set of a photoshoot for YOUNG JEEZY and USDA. before they arrived, the photographer was getting ready and needed a similarly colored subject to stand in…voila! here i am. just call me YOUNG JEEZY’S stunt double.
ALADDIN minus the flying carpet…
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funny: BRAZILIAN SINGING GIRL GIVES ME THE CREEPS
this is funny because it’s so bizarre. her pronunciations of the absurd english lyrics is hilarious and her makeup and outfit are giving me the heebie jeebies. if she was going for scary, she won. come on, i know she’s a kid – but she frightens me
i weep for the “yute”
conversate: ELLE and ME on TRANSVESTITE BABY SHILOH
i was in DUANE READE minding my own business when i saw the cover of one of those gossip magazines talking about SHILOH and how she’s a cross dresser. i didn’t know if i was stoked on her young rebelliousness or freaked out about how bad she looked as a little man. i’m all for creative freedom, but come on now – you better bring it or you lose points.
funny: DC STUDENTS EDUCATED IN THE WORLD OF “BITCHES”
we are all aware that this world is plagued with bitches. i just wasn’t versed in just how many different types of bitches actually exist.
a third grade DC teacher found a carefully written 90 point list of all the different kinds of bitches on her classroom floor and immediately recognized it for the gem it is! reading this list made me giggle and i hope the kids that put this together were laughing while compiling as well.
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found via BLOGUE via I AM NOT LYING
“You’ll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, there’s a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch types 44-58 are…
..This list is fairly neatly written. Spelling and troubled penmanship aside, there are no cross-outs, crumples, stains, etc. This looks like something that was written, maybe as a part of a group, and then placed onto the official record that we see here. I like thinking about an excited group of kids sitting around and charting out all the different types of bitches they can think of and then carefully writing them down onto a master list…”
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i am for sure…
#37 – Same wearing clothes each day bitches
#61 – Tomboy bitches
#68 – Protecting their store bitches (i have a business and i have to protect it)
#67 – Pajamas outside bitches
which ones on the list are you guys? it’s multi-faceted and there is at least one for everyone…
OR you could come up with what bitch types would be 44 – 58
my favorites…
#25 – Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
#26 – Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
#27 – Staring in your face bitches
#28 – Big eyed looking bitches
#70 – Ragly braid bitches
#85 – Uncreative bitches
#86 – White bitches that think black people poor
life: VLADIMIR MY RUSSIAN BLUE KITTY aka TOOKIE WILLIAMS aka FRAIDY CAT aka KIT
he has no job, likes to sleep, eat chicken and watch basketball. ELLE says he’s a “NIGGA”. i call him “a bad boyfriend”. i love him despite his flaws and his possible gang affiliation…which i do not endorse.
i think he’s also a hoarder. under my bed you wiill find a slew of lost objects that he has carefully hidden like a den of treasures…sparkling water bottle caps, pens, paper towels and VIOLETTE keychains.
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