funny: DC STUDENTS EDUCATED IN THE WORLD OF “BITCHES”
we are all aware that this world is plagued with bitches. i just wasn’t versed in just how many different types of bitches actually exist.
a third grade DC teacher found a carefully written 90 point list of all the different kinds of bitches on her classroom floor and immediately recognized it for the gem it is! reading this list made me giggle and i hope the kids that put this together were laughing while compiling as well.
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found via BLOGUE via I AM NOT LYING
“You’ll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, there’s a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch types 44-58 are…
..This list is fairly neatly written. Spelling and troubled penmanship aside, there are no cross-outs, crumples, stains, etc. This looks like something that was written, maybe as a part of a group, and then placed onto the official record that we see here. I like thinking about an excited group of kids sitting around and charting out all the different types of bitches they can think of and then carefully writing them down onto a master list…”
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i am for sure…
#37 – Same wearing clothes each day bitches
#61 – Tomboy bitches
#68 – Protecting their store bitches (i have a business and i have to protect it)
#67 – Pajamas outside bitches
which ones on the list are you guys? it’s multi-faceted and there is at least one for everyone…
OR you could come up with what bitch types would be 44 – 58
my favorites…
#25 – Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
#26 – Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
#27 – Staring in your face bitches
#28 – Big eyed looking bitches
#70 – Ragly braid bitches
#85 – Uncreative bitches
#86 – White bitches that think black people poor
life: VLADIMIR MY RUSSIAN BLUE KITTY aka TOOKIE WILLIAMS aka FRAIDY CAT aka KIT
he has no job, likes to sleep, eat chicken and watch basketball. ELLE says he’s a “NIGGA”. i call him “a bad boyfriend”. i love him despite his flaws and his possible gang affiliation…which i do not endorse.
i think he’s also a hoarder. under my bed you wiill find a slew of lost objects that he has carefully hidden like a den of treasures…sparkling water bottle caps, pens, paper towels and VIOLETTE keychains.
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funny: HANDSOME MEN’S CLUB
hilarious. hearing LENNY KRAVITZ call JIMMY KIMMEL a “punk bitch” is worth it alone.
interview: RACHEL ROY TV x LOOKBOOK BEHIND THE SCENES @rachelroy
i love how these interviews and behind the scenes shots were taken and edited! check it at RACHELROY
invite: PHOTO EXHIBITIONS – “NOW I REMEMBER” IN TOKYO JAPAN (3/13/10) and 01 MAGAZINE IN TORONTO (3/11/10)
for any of my readers in or around TOKYO, please check out my good old homie TODD JORDANS art show.
featuring artists like:
TODD JORDAN
KEVIN “SPANKY” LONG
JEN “JR” REYNOLDS
JERRY HSU
CURTIS BUCHANAN
TINO RAZO
NECKFACE
AARON BONDAROFF
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life: ROB’ERE’s BIRTHDAY GET-TOGETHER AT BUDDAKAN (4/6/10)
before i show pictures of my manager and good friends birthday get-together…i need to do a special HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB segment 
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to the best manager and the greatest friend. you always have my back in professional and domestic affairs.
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and here is from the other night…
*MYISHA and ROB.
life: HANGING WITH LUPE, EMILE HIRSCH and KENNA – (tequila shots, prius brake failure, dessert and LA vs. NYC)
(my life couldn’t be anymore random, but exciting nonetheless).
for most, SUNDAY nights are best spent at home. but, for local NEW YORKERS – partying is best done on non-weekend days. weekend days are loved by non-locals who come to the city and wreck havoc. they love places that have bottle service, velvet ropes and doormen with more issues than the OPRAH show. i’m not saying that ALL non-locals are bad people, because they aren’t…just the loud, ready to fight for no reason ones. just being honest 
anyways. sunday night i visited WOODROW’s party at HOME SWEET HOME with OSCAR and STEPHEN. got a text from LUPE who just landed and was interested in hanging out. we met him at THE COFFEE SHOP (where i worked when i was at The School Of Visual Arts and just never went back one day because i hated it so much).
here’s how it went…
*MAKE IT RAIN? OSCAR has an app for that…seriously.
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somehow after dinner the plan was GOLD BAR. i was apprehensive becuase i don’t do well at that place due to a previous altercation, but OSAR was down so we went…
*they inspect you like you’re coming to ELLIS ISLAND. it’s hilarious though and being with these guys made it funnier because they all had no ego and a great sense of humor. very rare!
*midnight marauding mountain climbers. KENNA, LUPE and EMILE HIRSCH
*we had fun with all the “extra-ness” around us and decided to have fun and imitate it….standing on couches and singing along to…to…? actually, i had no idea what the DJ was playing. i’m out of touch with new music, due to apathetic tendencies.
interview: HARRY MCNALLY x PEGLEG x HYPEBEAST (interview by EUGENE KAN – photos by MARLEY KATE)
EUGENE KAN of HYPEBEAST interviews HARRY MCNALLY (1/4th of the brand PEGLEG NYC). you might recognize YOUNG SCOOZLE aka SCOTT WILLIAMS – part-time VIOLETTE model and PEGLEGNYC member!
*photos by MARLEY-KATE.
*SCOTT WILLIAMS, BOBBY WALTZER, HARRY MCNALLY and NICK POE.
*childhood bro’s…they just look like trouble!
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more photos i snagged from a secret source that IS NOT featured in the interview
*HARRY MCNALLY
*SCOTT WILLIAMS aka YOUNG SCOOZLE
*BOBBY WALTZER
*NICK POE
special delivery: GOODIES FROM VOTAN TOKYO + CD FROM DJ HICO + THANKS HIROSHI
i love getting stuff in the mail – the real mail. one of VIOLETTES best buyer, HIROSHI in JAPAN, sent me goodies from his wife’s line – VOTAN TOKYO.
it’s super ka-wa-eee! super mucho KONICHIWA to both of them…
also got a cd of music from DJ HICO, who rocked a VIOLETTE tee for NYLON JAPAN
watch: STUDIO SESSIONS x THEOPHILUS LONDON x DEV HYNES x VASHTIE – UPCOMING MIXTAPE “I WANT YOU” (BEHIND THE SCENES)
THEOPHILUS LONDON is hard at work on his new mixtape. simply titled “I WANT YOU”, this will be the mixtape that breaks in your cassette player…leaving strings of tape tangled from playing on repeat!
this behind the scenes features DEV HYNES and ME (Va$htie) in the studio – it’s my first feature on a song! the song featured in the video is titled “FLYING OVERSEAS”. it gives me the feeling of an oasis in the dessert.
shot and edited by me, this is just a taste of what MR. LONDON is cooking up for you guys!
the mixtape is pure madness, get ready!!!
