random: I MISS BET UNCUT
i’ve been a night owl since i could remember. at 9 years old i could be caught awake at 1 am, re-arranging my bedroom and sketching faces of random saints (i wanted to be a nun in 2nd grade, true story).
my creativity seems to flow better and recently i’ve been discovering great oddities while burning the midnight oil, which is how i stumbled upon BET UNCUT about 6 years ago. while cruising TIME WARNER, i stopped on BET to find an amateur music video featuring a slew of underdressed strippers with haphazardly placed tattoos and strange wigs.
i was mesmerized. you know when something is so bad, it’s actually brilliant? (it’s similar to that notion that when something is so ugly, it’s actually beautiful). this was pre-youtube and i couldn’t share it with my friends unless they had a lucky moment of being up at 3am on a monday night to find this jewel.
(although, there was something special about being able to find things like that. the internet makes everything TOO easy).
anyways, thank goodness for YOUTUBE. now, i can share a couple of my favorites from BET UNCUT. (MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR MINORS)
*BLACK JESUS – “What That Thang Smell Like”
*”No Panties On The Dancefloor” (OSCAR and i found this one together years ago and it still makes us laugh today)
*MIGHTY CASEY – “White Girls” (ELLE put me on to this one. hahaha, “JULIE, BETH…girl i’m just playing i got a white moms”)
you guys have any BET UNCUT VIDEOS videos to share?
25 Responses to “random: I MISS BET UNCUT”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg
SHITS THAT HOT FIRE!
Yes! Songs so bad that you actually ended up liking and singing them.
“Ain’t nothin’ like money in a ziploc bag…smash for the cash!”
Time For Freakin…they were actually having sex in that vid lol.
And let us not forget the classic…Tip Drill. I used to stay up to the very end of Uncut just to catch it. Still amazes me to this day.
don’t tell minister farrakan… he don’t wanna know what’s goin’ on…
i think tip drill was the most popular ‘uncut’ video ever, that video is the worst/interesting video……
Hah, wow. Mighty Casey, I remember that. Yeah, I’ve been a nightowl forever and I remember watching those a few times. So bootleg hahaha.
tip drill ftw
I thought I was the only one who missed BET Uncut!!! There was this video by this dude from DC, I can’t remember the chorus but there was something about Parasucos (jeans) and I thought it was the grimiest video ever at the time but I couldn’t turn away. It was sooooo hood, lol. Great minds think alike!
i was about 12 when i saw this video and as a female myself, and mind you i thought i was grown, i was horrified. lol and now i love this video, i laugh all the time about and sing the song every time i see a big booty walk pass me and my friends. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjSyUXGGxQ
haha!! vashtie, we are here (doing the eye to eye hand gesture)the only time i paint is at night, late at night. thats when i feel most creative. But yeah, i remember the nelly “tip drill” video on uncut (its gross, but funny)and my favorite video that played was by the firemen “Smoke with me” they got ppl. on skates, a hard plastic baseball caps, old men tryna buy weed, a party in a smoke shop.DOPE! lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQsht4clk0
“i used to like mariah, til i learned she was mixed” LMFAO!!! that song is stupid funny! (n why does he have a white girl giving him head thru out the entire video?haha)
last one, i promise.
and black jesus, the guy is hella serious singing “what that thaaaang smell like” hahaaa!! ok, im done.
BJ, that was Time for Freakin LOL…
“Time for freakin’, time to come clean with them tight ass jeans…you know what I mean. Bongo’s! Versace! Parasuco’s!…for you freaky ass hoes!”
lmao “You and me can start makin’ up for slavery…White Girllllllssssssss” lmao.
LMFAO! yo that no panties joint used to be the shit..
when i think of BET uncut..Nelly’s Tip Drill comes to mind..that video is a mess
and Ludacris’ P-Poppin
Laaaaaaaaawd I remember the last two LOL. I used to sing them both and i was in like 9th/10th grade when they came out. Horrible…and we wonder why these little girls are confused about what self-respect is lol. I used to love like 2 more though. One went something like “Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,put your picture on a t-shiiiiirt.” Lol, and another one was called “Whoa lil mamaaaaaaaaa” LOL. I made a screen name on AOL after that song lol. TERRIBLE!
You can’t have a BET Uncut post and not have the official video…”Time for Freakin’” by Team Uncut!
ok here they go…i had to go find them! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhVsfejzEt4
i couldn’t find the other one. fml
OMG
Get out my head, i was just you-tube searching all those wonderful videos a night ago, in an attempt to convince someone that BLACK JESUS the MC is indeed walking amongst us.
Black Jesus and White GIRRRRRRRLS, are UNCUT Classics.
Not to mention, a girl from my church was privileged enough to appear in the Un-Cut video showcase. Haha. GREAT POST.
YOOO Vashteezyyy omg!!! dude I swear we think alike becaus ethis used to be my shit me n my borther used to saty up and watch this Thank you soooo much for finding this
HAHAHA!!!.. I thought i was the only one.. lol Ur a bad girl!
i remember watchin this a long time ago, stay up real late and watch these crazy videos. AWESOME! BONG!
if uncut still existed…”Its So Cold in the D” would be in heavy rotation..haha
1. Time for Freakin–This is the ultimate uncut video. Everybody remembers that video and the hook. If that came on now, a party might break out.
2. Ass Drop–Video with a Black dude, Asian dude (I think), rapping in Alaska?!? video was just…crazy.
3. Tell me What that thang smell like—the name says it all (laughs)
Bond. BlkBond.
Yes! Bring back this show! Please! What about Joker the Bailbondsman?! It was a lot of good videos on this show that got a lot of artists exposure and potential sales! Long live Uncut, and fuck BET for taking it off of the air!
gaaaahd damn.thats the only time i watchd B.E.T.i miss uncut..me,my sis n cousin watch it faaithfully.rollin at 3 oclock n the mornin knoein damn well we had schoo.hahah.they need to bring it on back..akinyele..drunkin master.Lola Damone comin’ through with an ill crew
We Fifty bitches deep and we grownin’ like mildew.hahah
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