funny: DC STUDENTS EDUCATED IN THE WORLD OF “BITCHES”
we are all aware that this world is plagued with bitches. i just wasn’t versed in just how many different types of bitches actually exist.
a third grade DC teacher found a carefully written 90 point list of all the different kinds of bitches on her classroom floor and immediately recognized it for the gem it is! reading this list made me giggle and i hope the kids that put this together were laughing while compiling as well.
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found via BLOGUE via I AM NOT LYING
“You’ll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, there’s a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch types 44-58 are…
..This list is fairly neatly written. Spelling and troubled penmanship aside, there are no cross-outs, crumples, stains, etc. This looks like something that was written, maybe as a part of a group, and then placed onto the official record that we see here. I like thinking about an excited group of kids sitting around and charting out all the different types of bitches they can think of and then carefully writing them down onto a master list…”
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i am for sure…
#37 – Same wearing clothes each day bitches
#61 – Tomboy bitches
#68 – Protecting their store bitches (i have a business and i have to protect it)
#67 – Pajamas outside bitches
which ones on the list are you guys? it’s multi-faceted and there is at least one for everyone…
OR you could come up with what bitch types would be 44 – 58
my favorites…
#25 – Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
#26 – Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
#27 – Staring in your face bitches
#28 – Big eyed looking bitches
#70 – Ragly braid bitches
#85 – Uncreative bitches
#86 – White bitches that think black people poor
31 Responses to “funny: DC STUDENTS EDUCATED IN THE WORLD OF “BITCHES””
I’m #29, a crazy bitch !
#73 – What is slimy girmy?
this made my morning, hilarious.
Let’s see, I would be:
#2 Ain’t got no ass bitch (i’m really thin)
#26 Bitch that be ignoring you when you know they can hear you (i don’t have time for bs)
#61 Tomboy bitch
…possibly a short bitch
Haha, I really enjoyed this post.
I AM probably..
# 25-spanish bitch who think they all that etc- i’m half black so people hate lol
# 26-life is so much enjoyable that way.
this was funny and interesting to ponder about..
This is some funny shit!!! #26 just made my day!
Umm, this is all different types of brilliant.
24. Short hair bitches
37. Same wearing clothes each day bitches
62. Stain on your pants bitches (I just don’t care.)
Is 76 Geekin’ bitches? Because, if so, that. I’m a geek.
#37 – Same wearing clothes each day bitches
#61 Tomboy bitch
#70 – Ragly braid bitches
#72 – Greedy bitches
HA! This is HIL-LAIR-REE-US!
this has to be the most descriptive list of bitches ever yeah this def made my day it was alll over my twitter @chevycheeks this is a-ma-zing! thank u for posting
Is this what we do in 3rd grade? lOl
I can’t lie though; this is FUNNY! And #65 and #72 are me!
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[...] sister passed along this gem she saw on VA$HTIE.com, which originated at And I Am Not Lying. A DC school teacher found this list on a 3rd grade [...]
While I’m LMFAO, I still find it super, duper sad that a 3rd grader put this list together!
With that being said, I’m a one of those…
Short Bitches
Can’t Keep A Man Bitches
Dick Riding Bitches
Sun Tanning Bitches
Spanish [looking] bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
I hope who ever created this is getting good grades b/c this is took a whole lotta brain power LOL
LMFAO!!
i used to be “67.big gap bitches” But a yr. of having braces took care of that. hahaaa
I’m a “61. tomboy bitches” and 89.short bitch.
and i know some “41. bitches who think they hard” and “79. Triflin bitches” haha!!
Lmao Im from DC and this is hilarious and typical, we got all kinds on ‘bitches’ in DC LOL!
I LOLed at
“Stanky Fishy Couche Smelling Bitches” & “Wearing shoes that be Talking Bitches.”
I guess i’m a “Spanish bitch who think they all that” because i’m half Borincana, and definitely a “Pajamas outside” Bitch.
LMFAO.. that list is hilarious! but sad that’s it made by a 3rd grader
I would be 29, 61 and 89.
hah that is wayyy to funny
HAD A SHITTY DAY, UNTIL I REd this post, i appreciate this va$htie
Damn. They’re spot on for calling out the nappy tender headed bitches.
I’m def a want to be jocking bitch. what can i say.
Haha
I fit under #76 “geeken bitches”
This made my day…LMAO! Being from D.C. I personally know every type of “bitch” listed…I’m a couple of them lol!
I HATE SCRAPBOOK MAKIN’ BITCHES!!!! I GUESS CUS IM ONE OF THEM HATING ASS BITCHES!!! HAHAHAHAH…. I. LOVE. IT!!!!!
i LOVE this, lmao.
me probably =
#32 – coast signing bitches
#41 – bitches who think they hard
#59 – gay bitches
#76 – geeken bitches
can i nominate #47 as “upstate bitches who always in the city” and #51 “bitches from nyc who hate on upstate bitches”? please? thanks.
oh im such a
76. geeken bitch.
17 bitches who think they better than you (but only when im fresh out of the salon).
2. Aint Got no ass bitch.
26. Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you.
but aww man they left out the half a coconut bitches – of which i am a proud representer.
i didn’t come across the ‘who u callin bitch bitches’
My cousin and I read this and we were hollering laughing. Our favorites include:
21) pissy bitches
84) dirty sockwearing bitches
11) hoche looking bitches
4) fishy bitches
LMAO Hilarious, great post Vashtie
Lmaoooooo this is hilarious I’m from DC
I’m bitch numbers:
2- aint got no ass bitch
5-Dont know how to fight bitch
43-a bitch that goes to a dirty school
88-tall bitch
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The way she breaks it down is impressive – this could be some sort of sociology dissertation of bitches.
I have some more that I would like to add
91) cant spell bitch!
92) 10 year old hand writing bitch
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