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FUNNY: “I’m A Stupid Cat”

vashtie — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:55:37 +0000

“I think I’ll run around for no good reason and act like there’s stuff I gotta do…”

Hahahahaha. Cats are stupid.

FUNNY: Shit Black People Say When They Are Around Other Black People

vashtie — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:27:42 +0000

Not quite in the vein of the “SHIT GIRLS SAY” template that spawned many a re-buttle by all ethnic, gender, sexuality and lifestyle groups.

This is funny though and it comes from “KEY & PEELE” a new show on Comedy Central.

Key & Peele

FUNNY: Alana – Funniest 6 Year Old Beauty Pageant Kid

vashtie — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:14:12 +0000

The beginning of this video started off offensive, but then slowly it became the greatest video I’ve seen in a long time Honey Boo Boo! Alana is like a Frat Dude in the form of a little girl, I love her.

Alana, Age 6, Best Beauty Pageant Kid, Ever – Watch More Funny Videos

funny: NME LISTS THE 56 MOST VICIOUS PUT-DOWNS IN MUSIC

vashtie — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:48:49 +0000

Okay, so we all know hate and gossip are not nice…but most of these put downs aren’t vicious, but rather witty and hysterical. I had to share this since my top two favorites are between two artists I love so dearly – MORRISSEY (THE SMITHS) and ROBERT SMITH (THE CURE).

Hahaha, I love it! Apparently beef occurs everywhere, not just hip hop. Some of the stuff here I didn’t even know happened. It’s educational at the least.

You must read and tell me what your favorites are!!!

NME’S 56 MOST VICIOUS PUT-DOWNS IN MUSIC

funny: GRANDMA DANCING TO “RACK CITY” AS GRANDSON RAPS LYRICS (MUST SEE!)

vashtie — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:54:34 +0000

I’m going to put it like this. I’m buying whatever this duo is putting out…seriously. Look how cool they are! I can’t take it. I was jealous I didn’t have a cool ass grandma like this kid (…to my grandmothers defense I didn’t know her until I was 15 when I took my first trip to Trinidad).

This needs to be the official video because now every time I hear it, I don’t think of used and abused strippers – I think of a stoked ass grandma with smooth moves and her cool as a cucumber grandson having fun! I can dig it!

funny: BLONDE ON AN ESCALATOR

vashtie — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:36:03 +0000

It’s true. When you think you’re having a bad day, theres always someone else out there having something far worse. Here’s to brightening up your gloomy day at the expense of another!

funny: JIMMY KIMMEL – HALLOWEEN CANDY PRANK

vashtie — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:27:34 +0000

Pulling pranks on kids will never go out of style. I was always tortured to no end having a brother and sister 7 & 8 years older than me. I can remember being 5 and being left in the care of my brother (13) and sister sister (12) while my parents worked. One day, my brother chased my sister around with a knife until she collapsed to the floor lifeless and covered in blood. It turned out to be ketchup, but I had no idea – I still screamed like a banshee and cried my eyes out.

Now as an adult I can seek out my revenge on other unsuspecting kids…which is why this video is so awesome.

*My favorites are the little girl with the bob and the two brothers at the end. “YOU…sneaky mom!”

friend quotes: CEDRIC HAUGHTON ON HURRICANE IRENE (8.28.11)

vashtie — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:34:59 +0000

“Umm okay Miss Irene thought she was going to storm NYC with a 6inch,

but looked down at her feet and realized they were kitten heels.

Like most small town girls who come to NYC, thinking they going to takeover!

NOT HAPPENING!”

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-Cedric Haughton, Third Floor New York (8.28.11)

I fell out laughing when I read this. It’s hilarious and truthful at the same time (I hate a kitten heel). Thanks for the words of wit and wisdom Ceddy!

funny: I AM YOUR GRANDMA

vashtie — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 07:44:42 +0000

Who needs a rapping white girl when you can have a scary visual artist white girl singing a song to her future grandchild.

Thanks to Chioke Nassor, I know that Jillian Mayer is the truth and that I want her to be my Grandma-ma-ma!

funny: CINEMATIC TV PRESENTS – CUZZIN TODD NYC CRIBS EDITION (TRAILER)

vashtie — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:34:35 +0000

This is just a quick glimpse of what you are about to see next week when we drop the whole episode for now check out Cuzzin Todd aka The Todd Father spittin some bars while The Hood Chef does some adlibs.

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funny: DRUNK BABY TRASHES BAR IN LAS PALMAS

vashtie — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:21:18 +0000

Oh. My. God. This video is too funny. You have to watch it like 5 times to really appreciate all of it’s nuances and details…ENJOY!!!

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I just want to spank her on her bottom for being so damn cute.

funny: UNINSPIRATIONS (via BUZZFEED)

vashtie — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 19:57:25 +0000

these are my favorites that BUZZFEED posted…

life: CHRIS PISS GETS ENGAGED… (12.17.10)

vashtie — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 17:23:15 +0000

But before he popped the big question to KATIE, I got a message from him that read…

“…You gotta keep this SUPER under wraps,

but I’m going to be asking Katie if she’ll be MRS. PISS in a couple weeks.

I haven’t told like anyone.

I know we rarely talk, but I still consider you one of my closest friends and I just wanted you to know

(maybe I just want another man’s perspective)…”

Even at a Hallmark moment like that he can make me cry and then snort out loud with laughter. CHRIS PISS is such a dear and long-time friend who is on my list of the funniest people ever. He’s got jokes for days. Last time we spoke he asked, “When are you gonna settle down with a nice woman”, haha. CONGRATULATIONS to the both of them

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*me, CHRIS PISS and DAVE at CONEY ISLAND (2003)

…back when I smiled with my chompers.

funny: JARREL ST. LOUIS BEAUTY SALON

vashtie — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:16:33 +0000

Anyone who has any sense and wants to make it in life could learn a thing or two from JARRELL. He does hair, but he’s also a musician who takes self-marketing to the next level. I’m half serious and half joking. I actually think this video is worthy of being AVANT GARDE VIDEO ART – just look at JARRELL, he’s on his own thang.

funny: THE FRESH PRINCE WHIPPING HIS HAIR BACK AND FORTH

vashtie — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:11:42 +0000

funny: THE POWER OF BOB MARLEY

vashtie — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:58:31 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

funny: WHAT CATS ARE REALLY THINKING

vashtie — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 20:15:09 +0000

funny: SHAQ YOU CRAZY

vashtie — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 14:30:15 +0000

There is a reason why I wore your ORLANDO MAGIC jersey in middle school…but there was no real reason why I purchased in a size that could fit you.

*thanks to @HYUNINC for this one!

funny: “GIMME PIZZA” BY MARY-KATE & ASHLEY OLSEN

vashtie — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 19:08:21 +0000

I have a feeling this song will be in the U.S. BILLBOARD TOP 10 by the end of the year – scariest and funniest song ever.

Shout out to JOSH MADDEN for putting me on…as usual!

It wasn’t until watching the video a second time that I realized that little boy with the bowl cut was actually a girl. Her lines were ridiculous…

But, why they had to give the black girl the fried chicken line? M’hmm…

funny: HIP HOP’S 50 GREATEST ANIMATED GIFS – #30 “WTF CUDI” FEATURING VASHTIE

vashtie — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 03:58:30 +0000

Animated gifs are so magical to me, I love that I have one now!

Thanks to the giants at COMPLEX MEDIA for incorporating a gif from the infamous video of a then non-famous KID CUDI (well he was famous in the right places before then) and I in their list of HIP HOP’s 50 GREATEST ANIMATED GIFS (click there for full list).

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Peep the original video that KID CUDI and I made in my apartment. Totally unscripted and ridiculously funny!!! I play myself writing a video treatment for CUDI and he and his alter ego break into my apartment…

funny: FAVORITES FROM WAVERLYFLAMS

vashtie — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 15:45:16 +0000

*THE HAUGHTENING

*GIRL TALK: XTREME (i think this short inspire this COMMERCIAL)

*PICK UP THE PHONE

*WANNA BUY A GHOST?

*FLOATING HEAD

funny: SAVED BY THE BELDING

vashtie — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 04:08:37 +0000

if anyone has ever seen that one SAVED BY THE BELL episode where MR. BELDING’s cool and hip younger brother becomes BAYSIDES favorite BELDING in the building…then this will be hilarious. if you haven’t seen it, it might be funny still.

funny: WU TANG SOCCER CLAN AIN’T NOTHING TO FU@% WITH!

vashtie — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:23:51 +0000

*via BUZZFEED

funny: OH BABY, TALK TO ME IN ALL 24 ACCENTS!

vashtie — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 15:56:43 +0000

this boy is so amazing. his ability to speak ENGLISH in 24 accents has blown me away. if i had an extra salary to give away i would hire him to be around all day and just speak in whatever accent i felt like hearing that day

funny: FUN FRUITS COMMERCIAL IS SCARY

vashtie — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:44:40 +0000

seriously b. if i saw this tree in real life i would run the other way, i don’t care what’s growing off it.

i remember this commercial giving me the creeps when i was a likkle kid.

shoutout to IMNOTATOY.COM where i found’ed it.

funny: GAP GIRLS – “French Fries” (SNL)

vashtie — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 06:44:49 +0000

funny: ELLE AND KITTY aka VLADIMIR BEEF

vashtie — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:48:39 +0000

ELLE stayed over the other night because she had to be up bright and early. she left in the wee hours of the morning and i awoke to find this text message.

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“I hate kitty. he made so much noise last night and then this morning I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth, only to be met with his grey ass in the sink!

I tried to get him to move, but he wouldn’t. I had to brush my teeth from the tub”.

funny: “IT WASNT NOT FUNNY” (classic REAL WORLD)

vashtie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:34:59 +0000

back in the day REAL WORLD was the first of it’s kind…reality TV in it’s infancy. now the entire programming has gone wrong, but the early years will always stay THE BOMB.

take this classic scene with TAMI uttering the funniest line…

funny: ERIN LENNOX STANDUP – @ELENNY

vashtie — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:31:33 +0000

i am so stoked on seeing friends pursuing their dreams. here is my darling friend ERIN LENNOX doing what she does best…making people giggle.

*we have such great memories together…one involves the cops raiding the apartment and almost shooting a room-mate. good times.

foto: KITTY aka VLADIMIR IS MORE EXPERIMENTAL THAN ME…

vashtie — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:19:16 +0000

i spent a life-time being drug-free and recently only opened up to the occasional drink.

despite always wondering what trying this would do for my creativity, i never had the interest.

seems my little KITTY is more open with experimenting than me…he’s growing up so fast :’(

funny: GRANNY DANCING IN WALMART

vashtie — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 08:08:46 +0000

who does this chick think she is, stealing MY MOVES?! somebody get your “ME-MAW” in aisle 3 because she dances better than me

cute: TIMMY AS LADY GA-YONCE

vashtie — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:22:04 +0000

parents everywhere are over hiding their flamboyant gay pre-pubescent sons now that the stigma of their “sassiness” has gone from shame to instant viral hit.

i had no idea what the lyrics to this song were because i’ve done everything in my power to avoid listening to it.

this video is funny, but the boy actually does a great job. so many performers have to practice dancing, singing and breath control – this kid has it down!

funny: BEST DJ EVER

vashtie — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 20:10:09 +0000

the original title i found for this video was “CRAZY OLD DJ”, which seemed a little crude. this dude is having the time of his life playing music, when half the DJ’s i know are so “bored” by most gigs it’s depressing. you go old dude! and let me know if you can spare extra of whatever you’re on…i hope it’s 100% pure diesel happiness.

funny: TRACY MORGAN AS “DOMINICAN LOU” ON SNL

vashtie — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 23:44:11 +0000

i heart him. i saw this years ago and fell out laughing…finally found it to share

funny: BEST RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA SIGN

vashtie — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:04:37 +0000

*i am an ENVIRONMENTALIST, LOUD MOUTH WOMAN who is sometimes EMO. which one or ones are you?

conversate: CHAT WITH KARL ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE WATCHING “TWILIGHT” FOR THE FIRST TIME

vashtie — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:10:16 +0000

are you guys into that whole TWILIGHT thing? i’m so new to this whole movement.

up until 2 months ago i thought TWILIGHT was a television show. then recently, i found out that 3 of my very dear friends love the TWILIGHT series/books. they begged me to watch it and handed me the DVD to part 1. although i have not one bit of interest in TWILIGHT and i am generally the ANTI-GIRL to things like that, i was open on my friends behalf — hoping i could be able to “get it” and converse with my friends on that level.

well…

i watched it.

and…

the cinematography was excellent and i get it. love stories that are so passionate are always winners, BUT…

i wasn’t into it. in fact, i laughed throughout the whole entire thing.

i was disappointed because i knew my friends would be disappointed, but i was also super relieved as if i had just tried crack and didn’t get addicted and beat the odds that everyone else fails.

joke: WHAT DID POLISH PEOPLE EVER DO TO YOU?!

vashtie — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:42:14 +0000

*i’ll be here all week folks. good night.

funny: TEA BAG TEA BAG

vashtie — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:31:22 +0000

hilarious and non-appetizing.

funny: TIME TO SHAVE THOSE ARMS…

vashtie — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 20:26:50 +0000

that, or stop posing next to hairy men in jean shorts.

via BUZZFEED

funny: FUNNIEST KID TEST ANSWERS OF ALL-TIME (via HUFFINGTONPOST.COM)

vashtie — Wed, 26 May 2010 02:33:11 +0000

this is amazing because kids are equally annoying and funny.

*this is my favorite!