these are my favorites that BUZZFEED posted…

But before he popped the big question to KATIE, I got a message from him that read…

“…You gotta keep this SUPER under wraps,

but I’m going to be asking Katie if she’ll be MRS. PISS in a couple weeks.

I haven’t told like anyone.

I know we rarely talk, but I still consider you one of my closest friends and I just wanted you to know

(maybe I just want another man’s perspective)…”

Even at a Hallmark moment like that he can make me cry and then snort out loud with laughter. CHRIS PISS is such a dear and long-time friend who is on my list of the funniest people ever. He’s got jokes for days. Last time we spoke he asked, “When are you gonna settle down with a nice woman”, haha. CONGRATULATIONS to the both of them

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*me, CHRIS PISS and DAVE at CONEY ISLAND (2003)

…back when I smiled with my chompers.

Anyone who has any sense and wants to make it in life could learn a thing or two from JARRELL. He does hair, but he’s also a musician who takes self-marketing to the next level. I’m half serious and half joking. I actually think this video is worthy of being AVANT GARDE VIDEO ART – just look at JARRELL, he’s on his own thang.

There is a reason why I wore your ORLANDO MAGIC jersey in middle school…but there was no real reason why I purchased in a size that could fit you.

*thanks to @HYUNINC for this one!

I have a feeling this song will be in the U.S. BILLBOARD TOP 10 by the end of the year – scariest and funniest song ever.

Shout out to JOSH MADDEN for putting me on…as usual!

It wasn’t until watching the video a second time that I realized that little boy with the bowl cut was actually a girl. Her lines were ridiculous…

But, why they had to give the black girl the fried chicken line? M’hmm…

Animated gifs are so magical to me, I love that I have one now!

Thanks to the giants at COMPLEX MEDIA for incorporating a gif from the infamous video of a then non-famous KID CUDI (well he was famous in the right places before then) and I in their list of HIP HOP’s 50 GREATEST ANIMATED GIFS (click there for full list).

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Peep the original video that KID CUDI and I made in my apartment. Totally unscripted and ridiculously funny!!! I play myself writing a video treatment for CUDI and he and his alter ego break into my apartment…