Category Archives: funny
I was just saying to myself how much I miss Oprah at 4pm everyday. She stayed on my DVR and I stayed preaching about every fascinating episode. After finding this brillant sketch, my Oprah fix was filled. Now, I want more!!!
This whole “Shit X Say” has gotten so out of control, but I love it and I have a love/hate for how accurate they always are (damn, stereotypes!). I recently found this one “Shit Black Gays Say…” and I’m in love. Having grown up with the shadiest gay brother who taught me the rainbow language as well as the art of reading, “I Live” for these videos!!! Both were made by Kid Fury and he is comedy genius for your nerve! Check it out.
My super favorites are, which is most of them:
“Bitch, you are so late”
“He tried it”
“She ate that”
“That is so cunt”
“Easy, breezy beautiful bitches”
“Don’t come for me!”
“That’s real cute for you”
“He’s trying to give you butch queen realness”
“I think I’ll run around for no good reason and act like there’s stuff I gotta do…”
Hahahahaha. Cats are stupid.
Not quite in the vein of the “SHIT GIRLS SAY” template that spawned many a re-buttle by all ethnic, gender, sexuality and lifestyle groups.
This is funny though and it comes from “KEY & PEELE” a new show on Comedy Central.
Okay, so we all know hate and gossip are not nice…but most of these put downs aren’t vicious, but rather witty and hysterical. I had to share this since my top two favorites are between two artists I love so dearly – MORRISSEY (THE SMITHS) and ROBERT SMITH (THE CURE).
Hahaha, I love it! Apparently beef occurs everywhere, not just hip hop. Some of the stuff here I didn’t even know happened. It’s educational at the least.
You must read and tell me what your favorites are!!!
I’m going to put it like this. I’m buying whatever this duo is putting out…seriously. Look how cool they are! I can’t take it. I was jealous I didn’t have a cool ass grandma like this kid (…to my grandmothers defense I didn’t know her until I was 15 when I took my first trip to Trinidad).
This needs to be the official video because now every time I hear it, I don’t think of used and abused strippers – I think of a stoked ass grandma with smooth moves and her cool as a cucumber grandson having fun! I can dig it!
It’s true. When you think you’re having a bad day, theres always someone else out there having something far worse. Here’s to brightening up your gloomy day at the expense of another!
Pulling pranks on kids will never go out of style. I was always tortured to no end having a brother and sister 7 & 8 years older than me. I can remember being 5 and being left in the care of my brother (13) and sister sister (12) while my parents worked. One day, my brother chased my sister around with a knife until she collapsed to the floor lifeless and covered in blood. It turned out to be ketchup, but I had no idea – I still screamed like a banshee and cried my eyes out.
Now as an adult I can seek out my revenge on other unsuspecting kids…which is why this video is so awesome.
*My favorites are the little girl with the bob and the two brothers at the end. “YOU…sneaky mom!”
“Umm okay Miss Irene thought she was going to storm NYC with a 6inch,
but looked down at her feet and realized they were kitten heels.
Like most small town girls who come to NYC, thinking they going to takeover!
-Cedric Haughton, Third Floor New York (8.28.11)
I fell out laughing when I read this. It’s hilarious and truthful at the same time (I hate a kitten heel). Thanks for the words of wit and wisdom Ceddy!