Category Archives: funny
that, or stop posing next to hairy men in jean shorts.
this is amazing because kids are equally annoying and funny.
*this is my favorite!
hahaha. this couldn’t be any more on point. thanks for the commenter who sent this to me. i choked on laughter the first time i watched it.
*hahahaha. “wait up, hold up, shut up. mom i’ll clean up…just let me stay up”
this is not only hilarious and ridiculously well done, but it also proves 3 things:
1. THE WORD SWAGGER SHOULD BE PUT TO REST
2. THE BLACK AND WHITE VIDEO ON A SYKE HAS BEEN LONG DEAD (no matter how much it’s “re-invented”)
3. ANYONE CAN MAKE MUSIC THESE DAYS (this couple ain’t half bad compared to what i’ve heard lately)
*my favorite shot is the stack of diapers hitting the table top in slow-motion…
this is funny because it’s so bizarre. her pronunciations of the absurd english lyrics is hilarious and her makeup and outfit are giving me the heebie jeebies. if she was going for scary, she won. come on, i know she’s a kid – but she frightens me
i weep for the “yute”
we are all aware that this world is plagued with bitches. i just wasn’t versed in just how many different types of bitches actually exist.
a third grade DC teacher found a carefully written 90 point list of all the different kinds of bitches on her classroom floor and immediately recognized it for the gem it is! reading this list made me giggle and i hope the kids that put this together were laughing while compiling as well.
“You’ll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, there’s a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch types 44-58 are…
..This list is fairly neatly written. Spelling and troubled penmanship aside, there are no cross-outs, crumples, stains, etc. This looks like something that was written, maybe as a part of a group, and then placed onto the official record that we see here. I like thinking about an excited group of kids sitting around and charting out all the different types of bitches they can think of and then carefully writing them down onto a master list…”
i am for sure…
#37 – Same wearing clothes each day bitches
#61 – Tomboy bitches
#68 – Protecting their store bitches (i have a business and i have to protect it)
#67 – Pajamas outside bitches
which ones on the list are you guys? it’s multi-faceted and there is at least one for everyone…
OR you could come up with what bitch types would be 44 – 58
#25 – Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
#26 – Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
#27 – Staring in your face bitches
#28 – Big eyed looking bitches
#70 – Ragly braid bitches
#85 – Uncreative bitches
#86 – White bitches that think black people poor
hilarious. hearing LENNY KRAVITZ call JIMMY KIMMEL a “punk bitch” is worth it alone.
hahaha. ridiculous. FAMILY GUY’S REMAKE of PAULA ABDUL and MC SKAT KAT’s song – “Opposites Attract”.
see the original herre!