Category Archives: funny
funny: MY PARENTS FIGHT MORE THAN BRUCE LEE
this kid makes me giggle uncontrollably. the last video he did of his CRAZY SISTER was even funnier. PEEP IT, HERE!
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hahaha.
funny: NOTHING ON TV IS REAL…
i guess if you don’t work in the business, these are things you may not be aware of. i’m around it, but even i was shocked about a couple of these spots. i’m changing my title form DIRECTOR to ILLUSIONIST, that’s what we do at the end of the day…tell stories, create illusions and pull rabbits out of top hats.
funny: TRACY MORGAN STAND UP (i heart him)
he used to come to SANTOS and i never told him how much i loved him, because he made me nervous and i didn’t want him to say something crazy which would inevitably result in me disliking him. so, i left him alone. seriously, sometimes meeting your idols at the wrong moment can ruin your perfect vision of them…
i know i blogged this clip before, but…”NEGATIVE ASS JIMMY”! he is too much!
funny: WHEN I RELEASE MY ALBUM THERE WILL BE A REMAKE OF “JUST FOR ME” (THE COMMERCIAL) @CHUCKISDOPE
J-U-S-T-F-O-R-M-E!
every sunday i would watch my neighbor friend KRYSTAL get her hair done by her mom in her living room as we watched BET. she would scratch out her scalp, wash it, braid it and then take a hot comb to it. i remember staring at that massive metal comb, sitting on the stove getting hot and toasty. i asked her mom to put it in my hair, because all i wanted was a perm and a hot comb in my hair since all the girls in school and my neighborhood had it. she laughed and said “girl your hair would fall out”.
it didn’t help that this commercial played constantly, starring adorable brown girls with perfectly coiffed hair and neon colored clothing. i eventually settled for LUSTERS PINK LOTION that left a pink residue on my scalp and weighed my hair down to look like a JHERI CURL!
shoutout to CHUCK INGLISH for tweetering about this, sending me down memory lane!
“Where are the girls from the old “just for me” boxes ? I was crushing back in the day. the baby hair game was exceptional”
“she thank she so cute” as the girls around my way used to say to any girl who was actually cute, because they themselves knew they were cute. hahaha.
funny: “LOST” RECAPPED BY EXTENDED ITALIAN FAMILY
i only have one question:
HOW DO I GET ADOPTED INTO THIS CLAN?
Landline contributor Mike Antonucci visits his Long Island home and gets the help of his Italian family to recap the show’s 5 complicated seasons.
Featuring: Michael A. Antoncci, Michael G. Antonucci. Phyllis Antonucci Gina Antonucci, P.J. DeLessio, Michael E. Antonucci, Matthew Antonucci, Mark Antonucci, Phyllis Somma, Robert Somma, Philip Somma. Andrew Somma and Frank Portantino as Sayid the Torturer. Directed and edited by Mike Antonucci, Daniel Spenser and Steve Levine
funny: “MY CATS BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD” – RALPH WIGGUM
VLADIMIR aka TOOKIE WILLIAMS aka FRAIDY CAT aka KIT
he’s better than me at all my favorite past times…eating and sleeping
funny: GERMAN EXIT SIGN
*haha. it’s kind of an exit in our language too.
funny: GAY PANCAKES MAY QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY
is it crazy that my inner fat self would overcome my complete straight self and date a tranny JUST to eat some delicious looking pancakes? or…i guess i could just make some of my own and not have to worry about my sexual preference.
funny: ORIGINS OF THE MOONWALK
POPPING TACO might have taught MICHAEL JACKSON how to MOONWALK, but apparently just like everything else, there is nothing new under the sun!
funny: HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO
“at least we’re not DETROIT” – goodness gracious! hahaha…shoutout to NEGATIVE ASS STEPHEN for this one!
