Category Archives: random

random: MY FACE IS PLAYING ON TV SCREENS AT BEST BUY

i haven’t seen it yet, but my friends CHRIS PISS and JAVON sent me some stills. apparently, its a “behind the scenes” from the JAHEIM video i directed for “Ain’t Leaving Without You”. i guess i should be more careful in signing release forms, i could find my mug anywhere!

i might just act brand new for my face being on a brand new sony bravia screen…i can’t even afford one of them bad boys!

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CHRIS PISS captioned this photo with “Not buying a TV this lezzies hawking” (i love my friends)

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random: THOSE GIRLS ARE WILD – make me giggle

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i stumbled upon these lovely ladies (ANDREA LEWIS & SHANNON BOODRAM) a few months back when ANDREA posted a hilarious video about how we should be BEST FRIENDS. it had me dying laughing. when i meet them, something magical will happen and a unicorn will run wild.

you can check them at: thosegirlsarewild.com

just peeped this new one that was even funnier that features the other half of the duo, SHANNON

random: DO NOT TWITTER FORSAKE ME @KUNLEIRAK

just look at our memories!

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*MIAMI WMC 2007

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*COACHING COURTSIDE 2007

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*MASSAGING AT OUR OLD APARTMENT 2005

random: VLADIMIR aka TOOKIE WILLIAMS be slaying the ladies…

SQUIRT and SUSHI are two fine kitty cats, that i hear keep it real and get into cat-fights if they have to. none of that “talking it out” nonsense.

i was alerted to their blog post at atailoftwokitties.tumblr.com (how adorable is that) on VLADIMIR by YOSHI. seems these older ladies like their men young, half russian and half trinidadian, and lazy…

don’t worry girls. i am NOT one of those weird moms that make their sons “mamas boys”. you know, the boys who “can’t find a woman that compares to mom” type and the moms who think “no girl is good enough for my boy” – weird. get a grip people.

he’s free to date whoever he likes :)

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random: OSCARS PHOTOGRAPHS OF BJORK (1997)

one of OSCAR and I’s first real friendship moments in the beginning – consisted of me buying an extra ticket off of him for a BJORK concert. that never happened because another friend said he had a free ticket because someone bailed and at the last minute they reclaimed that ticket. needless to say, i missed the concert. i possibly remember crying…in the dark…alone.

anyways, OSCAR and i share a love for this woman. He also has some great FILM PHOTOGRAPHS (the ones that you can hold and pass down through generations) of BJORK at TOWER RECORDS in NYC (1997). check them out on his blog TIMOTHYHEMINGWAY.COM

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random: FOUND REELS OF FILM (circa 2003)

shooting on a BOLEX with 16mm film was so nice. i used to shoot my skateboarding friends, because the sport looked so elegant on film. I was also in the beginnings of shooting a documentary, which got sidetracked. may pick it up again…

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*i had also pitched a video idea to DJ NEIL ARMSTRONG before we really knew each other. i need to get this film transferred…

random: MY MOM SENDS ME MAD CARDS DURING THE HOLIDAYS

not sure if that is a foreign mom thing, but it makes me giggle every time and she only starting doing it after i moved away. it took almost my entire life for us to finally get along to a degree and i love the little woman…
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random: IF PLASTIC SURGERY IS THE NEW BLACK I’M GETTING PEC IMPLANTS AND WESLEY SNIPING THESE HOES

plastic surgery has become so common place. you can bet that every celebrity you like has had something done. it’s so against nature, i mean…we’re supposed to choose mates that will help us breed healthy and attractive children. if we’ve all had veneers, nose jobs and ass implants, where does that leave our children? snaggle toothed, big nosed and flat assed only to want to look like their “perfect” parents and get “work” themselves. a never-ending cycle…

then again, eastern philosophy teaches us that our body is a shell and that our soul is who we are. so maybe altering the exterior isn’t entirely wrong?

to each their own, but i respect the people (especially women) who choose NO to cosmetic surgery. imperfections are what makes us who we are. some of the noted “most beautiful people” aren’t the most visually appealing, personality goes a long way.

i on the other hand will be getting pectorial implants, so i can take my shirt off on GIRLS GONE WILD and flex on these hoes!
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what do you guys think?!

*NOTE: clearly, i’m not discussing the topic of corrective/cosmetic surgery for people who actually need it.

random: VLADIMIR looks bigger than he really is

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the camera adds 10 pounds.

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random: and the Lord said…”FUCK YEAH VASHTIE”

(pardon my french.)

someone just put me on to this site FUCKYEAHVASHTIE.COM/TUMBLR.COM

looks like a collage of my photos and things…pretty cool. special thanks to whoever is running the site. is it a huge compliment? F*CK YEAH!!!

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