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SQUIRT and SUSHI are two fine kitty cats, that i hear keep it real and get into cat-fights if they have to. none of that “talking it out” nonsense.
i was alerted to their blog post at atailoftwokitties.tumblr.com (how adorable is that) on VLADIMIR by YOSHI. seems these older ladies like their men young, half russian and half trinidadian, and lazy…
don’t worry girls. i am NOT one of those weird moms that make their sons “mamas boys”. you know, the boys who “can’t find a woman that compares to mom” type and the moms who think “no girl is good enough for my boy” – weird. get a grip people.
he’s free to date whoever he likes
one of OSCAR and I’s first real friendship moments in the beginning – consisted of me buying an extra ticket off of him for a BJORK concert. that never happened because another friend said he had a free ticket because someone bailed and at the last minute they reclaimed that ticket. needless to say, i missed the concert. i possibly remember crying…in the dark…alone.
anyways, OSCAR and i share a love for this woman. He also has some great FILM PHOTOGRAPHS (the ones that you can hold and pass down through generations) of BJORK at TOWER RECORDS in NYC (1997). check them out on his blog TIMOTHYHEMINGWAY.COM
shooting on a BOLEX with 16mm film was so nice. i used to shoot my skateboarding friends, because the sport looked so elegant on film. I was also in the beginnings of shooting a documentary, which got sidetracked. may pick it up again…
*i had also pitched a video idea to DJ NEIL ARMSTRONG before we really knew each other. i need to get this film transferred…
not sure if that is a foreign mom thing, but it makes me giggle every time and she only starting doing it after i moved away. it took almost my entire life for us to finally get along to a degree and i love the little woman…
plastic surgery has become so common place. you can bet that every celebrity you like has had something done. it’s so against nature, i mean…we’re supposed to choose mates that will help us breed healthy and attractive children. if we’ve all had veneers, nose jobs and ass implants, where does that leave our children? snaggle toothed, big nosed and flat assed only to want to look like their “perfect” parents and get “work” themselves. a never-ending cycle…
then again, eastern philosophy teaches us that our body is a shell and that our soul is who we are. so maybe altering the exterior isn’t entirely wrong?
to each their own, but i respect the people (especially women) who choose NO to cosmetic surgery. imperfections are what makes us who we are. some of the noted “most beautiful people” aren’t the most visually appealing, personality goes a long way.
i on the other hand will be getting pectorial implants, so i can take my shirt off on GIRLS GONE WILD and flex on these hoes!
what do you guys think?!
*NOTE: clearly, i’m not discussing the topic of corrective/cosmetic surgery for people who actually need it.
the camera adds 10 pounds.
(pardon my french.)
someone just put me on to this site FUCKYEAHVASHTIE.COM/TUMBLR.COM
looks like a collage of my photos and things…pretty cool. special thanks to whoever is running the site. is it a huge compliment? F*CK YEAH!!!
those old wranglers were found in a dumpster. i wore them non-stop for years until they shredded across the top thigh area…which i quickly converted into a skirt.
*OSCAR and ME circa 2004 – WRANGLER makeshift skirt.
*drawing with AMAYA PAPAYA.
*roasted chicken, stuffing, curry chicken, brussel sprouts and salad with pine nuts.
*RAUL & OSCAR
*when the yaki was long and flowing, before i chopped it off.
*BABY KALEB! you’re off to a great start!!!
i do it ever year, try and find a good tag line for 2010…last year i settled for “TIME TO SHINE IN ’09″. this upcoming year seems to be a bit harder and I NEED YOUR HELP. there’s nothing like a good tagline to help you get to know your new year.
1. MAKING LOTS OF YEN IN 2010…
since the dollar is at its lowest point, it wouldn’t be so bad to make some foreign currency. eff a dollar, give me a pound!
2. BE ZEN IN 2010…
some nice little buddhism never hurt nobody. we can all try and attain enlightenment through some meditation.
3. READ HOWARD ZINN IN 2010…
it just rhymes, but i really do suggest it. reading “A PEOPLES HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES” might make you want to track down your middle school history teacher and backhand her for not teaching you about the nice small pox blankets that the “PILGRIMS” gave the NATIVE AMERICANS – but, some of you who may read it will feel glad you did. you’ll be amazed at all the things most of us do not know about our AMERICAN HISTORY. it will compel you to share your knowledge.
4. GET IT IN – IN 2010…
eh, i guess it could mean anything you want.
5. KNICKS BETTER WIN IN 2010…
i’m just saying.
you guys have any ideas? PLEASE let a sista-girl know