“Merry Muthafu@%ing Christmas” as the late great Eazy-E said it. This shirt pays homage to the legend and also to our sometimes sentiments when it comes to the holiday season. We don’t suggest you wear it while ripping open gifts with the family, but maybe underneath your holiday sweater.

(Possible Collectors Item: This print comes as a last minute seller, since they were intended to only be handed out as gifts at Vashtie’s Holiday Party happening at Santos on December 22nd 2011)

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US ORDERS ONLY.

LIMITED QUANTITIES.

NOTE: FOR SALE ONLY UNTIL MONDAY 12/19/11 AT 3PM EST

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BUY HERE!!!

If you’re flustered over what to get, here is my pick of things I actually want. Yes – I am a spoiled grinch.

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1. JAMBOX BY JAWBONE – $199.99

Not only does this have great minimal wireless design, it’s also jam packed with sound. Use it as a speakerphone or just a speaker.

Also available, the CHARITY WATER JAMBOX and with every purchase 50$ will be donated

2. SHAKA WRAP AROUND BRACELET BY NOIR – $45

Doesn’t this just bring back memories of making keychains and bracelets for friends in middle school? I’ve heard them called by many names, but we called them “boondoggles”. I could do the boxes, the spiral and the Chinese stairs case, but I could never do the cobra. Noir offers these in many many colors. Check them out!

3. MARIMEKKO BEDDING FOR CRATE AND BARREL – $12.95 to $59.95

Who can say no to Finnish Design? I certainly love everything Scandinavia. These vintage designs take on a whole new feel, literally. Stay warm and cozy thanks to designer Maija Isola.

4. JOHN’S PHONE – $100

Quite simply a cell phone that makes and receives calls. Who knew! Hahaha. The sell here is that it’s a World Phone and you can use calling cards or SIM cards in it – no phone bill. If you’ve ever traveled overseas and came home to find your cell phone bill bugging, then you’ll know how necessary this phone is.

5. KOR ONE HYDRATION VESSEL – $29.95

Everyone needs a good water bottle and these are super cute.

6. PORTISHEAD – LIVE FROM ROSELAND NYC DVD (1998) – $18.00

7. CAMERA IN JAMAICA PHOTOGRAPHED BY BUNNY YEAGER – $95.00

A famous pinup girl (credited for discovering Bettie Page) turned great photographer takes us on a journey through Jamaica in the 60′s.

8. ANNICK GOUTAL FRAGRANCE – $165.00

I love a good classic scent, especially ones that make you feel like a dame.

9. STANLEY CLASSIC FLASK – $20.00

I just find these flasks adorable. Made in the same style as the classic Stanley Thermos, this will be sure to please your favorite boy or ladyboy like me. The design is just too cute.

10. KATE SPADE GOLD PLAYING CARDS – $18.00

11. EAMES – THE ARCHITECT AND THE PAINTER DOCUMENTARY – 26.00

I want this so bad, I might just buy it for myself. It’s a documentary on a couple who made great art. I love love and I love art – what a perfect marriage, if there is such a thing.

12. CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA – $48.00

I don’t drink hard alcohol, but if you just look at this Vodka Bottle you might understand why I want it. It’s just too cool for school. Also, with a spokesperson like Dan Akroyd – you can really argue?

13. SHARPIE BY TOM SACHS – $12.00

Tom Sachs is the man. And for just 12$ you can own a piece of his work.

14. DIPTYQUE VIOLETTE SCENTED CANDLE -$60.00

A good candle will never go out of style and how perfect, a “VIOLETTE” scent!

15. FUJIFILM INSTAX 210 WIDE FORMAT INSTANT CAMERA – $158.00

Have instant, tangible images in the palm of your hand with this adorable instant camera.

16. SAMURAI SWORD HANDLE UMBRELLA – $19.99 -$29.99

How perfect. You can keep dry and also pretend to be a Samurai from a Kurosawa film. This will be sure to please anyone’s inner child!

17. MUSTACHE MUG BY PETER BRUEGGER – $20.30

Now you can sip your latte and imagine your Tom Selleck.

18. POLLACK: CONVERGENCE PRINT – $200.00

A better alternative to owning a pricey Pollack Painting is having a framed print from the MOMA STORE.

19. NATIVE UNION POP PHONE HANDSET – $29.00

Nothing like an ancient phone handset to make you feel like you’re having a real conversation. I got a blue one a month ago and although some of my friends had jokes, it made for cozy chit chat when you don’t want to hold a hot cell phone in your hand anymore.

20. DYSON HOT HEATER FAN – $399.99

Because I hate the cold and I’m always cold.

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What do you guys wants for the holidays? I’m sure Black Santa is listening…

*Peep the screenshot. I had to rewind the video like 3 times to get this still of the kid coming down the pulley, hahahaha – ridiculously cute.

I am so proud of my friend! His vision is next level and I can’t wait to see more!!! BRAVO, Love!

LUAR ZEPOL

LUAR ZEPOL

LUAR ZEPOL

*LOOKBOOK photos by RAFAEL RIOS and WEB DESIGN by OSCAR SANCHEZ

LUAR ZEPOL

LUAR ZEPOL

LUAR ZEPOL

this special shirt was designed especially for the ladies (and brave men). you know how we can be girls, some of us are never happy with what we’ve been blessed with. (especially when it comes to our ta-ta’s, titties, breasts, love muffins, congas, sweater puppies, funbags, boobies, chesticles…whatever you want to call them).

i guess it could be appropriately called “BREAST ENVY”.

i was tired of hearing it…girls with small boobs wanting big ones and girls with big boobs wanting small ones. we always want what we don’t have!

VIOLETTE is now offering a choice…have “biggin’s” one day and “littlin’s” another. for the BRAVE MEN our there we also have MEN’s sizing.

SUPER SIZE

ITTY BITTY

model: CAYLA COUSINS

PURCHASE YOUR SET OF FUNBAGS HERE!!!

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just take a gander at my god-daughter! she’s so adorable i just want to spank her buns and bite her baby fat legs!

look at all these options…

“LALA LU brings the bay area a locally owned organic baby tshirt company. Not only CA and Bay Area inspired designs but with long awaited culturally inclusive motifs for the culturally rich lifestyles and families that our bay area babies represent! Coming soon…NYC series! Stay tuned!!”

*”L is for LUMPIA”

*”S if for SUSHI”

*”D is for DIM SUM”