…DOLCE LATTE. that’s the drink i had in the club last night at the Q TIP party.

of course, it ended up getting spiked. if you’ve ever been to our parties then you’d know that TIP doesn’t like it when people aren’t drinking, so he carries around a bottle of Patron and sprinkles it in cups as he passes by like like tinkerbell (or TEQUILA-BELL).

so, when he saw me with latte in hand, he gave me a frown and told me to open the lid. that stuff really is some kind of magical potion. 10 minutes later…i’ve magically turned into an angry sailor waiting for a bar brawl. eeeek. my tolerance is still ridiculously low from 23 years of a straight-edge life. why can’t those liquids ever turn me into a wonderful fairy princess? i’d even take being a leprechaun.

*BONNIE, RAULA, PHOENIX, TAI.

*JAHA and STEVE STEVERSON.

*pre-spiking of drink.

*SABEL effortlessly lifted her leg up like that and placed it on my shoulder. i was so impressed i had to take a picture.

Q TIP saw this and wanted us to imitate it…

*NOTE:
1. how high my leg went.
2. the latte cup with NO LID.
3. the bottle of Patron in TIP’s hand.

*shout out to this guy who has the awful job of mediating and care-taking.

*KID CAPRI.

*somehow we started talking about signs, and it may have seemed RAUL and I were bashing ARIES…but never that. TIP being an ARIES man was not prepared for it all.

*they buried all the hate.

*i told TAI her hair looked amazing and she replied “it does, doesn’t it”! worrrrrk!

*LACOLE and RAUL ripping the runway…or something.

oscar and i are always excited about press, but i-D magazine was a dream come true. it’s been such an ill publication that we both grew up on. just reading about all these weird creative types from around the world used to get me so hyped…and now we’re in it. thanks to HATTIE

whatever happened to some flintstone chewables. now, i’m reaching for 20 pound bottles of all kinds of vitamins i didn’t know existed just to ensure my my spine won’t shrink and my kids have one head and not two. watch out now, i maybe be the next jack lalane, pulling cars by my teeth and flexing for no reason when i’m 80!

*personalization is key.

*it looks like it would feel like dice going down your throat, but it’s actually not bad at all.

NOTE: i advise everyone to get some vitamins (pronounced “vit-uh-mins”). we could grow old together reading each others blogs, awww. do not take the brand that rhymes with MENTRUM, only bc they have added fillers like sugar for no reason. healthfood store brands are good. some vitamins to think about are;

*a MULTI-VITAMIN (break in half and take one in the AM and one in the PM)
*CALCIUM/MAGNESIUM: 1000iud(magnesium helps tone down the constipation one would get from all that calcium. was that too much info? sorry.)
*DHA OMEGA 3: 600gms
*VITAMIN A: 5000iud
*VITAMIN D: 1000iud

check her for more info: http://www.oprah.com/xm/moz/200701/moz_20070125.jhtml

last night was full of fun with ELLE and STEVE STEVERSON at THE BOX for a LATINA magazine release. i was very underdressed, as usual, in an xl tee shirt and my “stomp-a-ho” nike air max boots.

*BEVY is the best. if i’m “Downtowns Sweetheart” she is “Uptowns Sweetheart”!

yes. for those of you who guessed it, i haven’t been blogging due to (yet another) lost camera. i’ve resumed blogging, as i just found the original lost camera in a jacket i lost wore in JUNE 2007! i’m a mess. this is why i find it hard to rotate pieces, bc i misplace things.

anyways. friday night was cool chilling with ELLE. someone brought a ridiculous sized spliff and since i am the black sandra dee…i watched in confusion of what was going on.

*NIK WHITE in the hat KK gave me, complete with sweat stains from skating in it and an IRAK sticker.

*yeah…what the eff? COURTNI’s expression in the back is perfect.



*ELLE repping some VIOLETTE, fresh off the press.

*i think i caught contact while dancing to “sweet child o mine”

***here it is, the interview i did with SCHEME MAGAZINE and THE AGYTATORS. i had to take it down a few days ago, bc it hadn’t officially launched. it’s so weird to watch myself talk, ha. i’ll stay behind the camera. anyways, thanks to the great people who featured me in their womens issue! http://schememag.com/

seriously. she’s great. check out this video, i love it. it’s also heavily, heavily, heavily “influenced” from Jodorowsky’s THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.

(see the reference below in the end of this movie clip)…

my side hustle selling hotdogs at MSG has a few perks. one being, floor seats at the HEART OF THE CITY show. i surprised a dear friend with the tickets who was dying to go…

FRIDAY night i got to see the show, featuring MARY J. BLIGE, JAY Z and NEIL ARMSTRONG. i was so happy to see MARY belt out her hits – from “What’s the 411″. it wanted me to call up my ex husband and curse him out for leaving me and the kids, and then i realized i don’t have an ex husband or kids.

*douche bag. um…yeah…that’s french er something for “president”.

*VANDALS!

“We should cryogenically freeze his body and thaw it out when they find a cure for multiple stab wounds.” -Ace Boon Kunle.