funny: FAMILY GUY x PAULA ABDUL – “I’m Dressed Like A Cat”

hahaha. ridiculous. FAMILY GUY’S REMAKE of PAULA ABDUL and MC SKAT KAT’s song – “Opposites Attract”.

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see the original herre!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEQDBefyC_Q

March 4, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, funny • 1 Comment

news: GUESS WHO’S COMING TO VISIT ME IN NYC!

my sweetest baby, my god-daughter AMAYA!!! she’ll be here in the beginning of APRIL and i can’t wait!
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we’re eating strawberries and watching SPONGE BOB all darn day!
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March 3, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, news • 5 Comments

throwback: MARIAH CAREY feat. BONE THUGS AND HARMONY – “Breakdown”

“don’t break down now, it’s over”

March 3, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, throwback • 7 Comments

behind the scenes: TANQUERAY x WE RESIST SIMPLE PHOTOSHOOT x VASHTIE

behind the scenes – TANQUERAY PHOTOSHOOT x VASHTIE 2009 (WERESISTSIMPLE.COM) from va$htie on Vimeo.

news: VLADIMIR MY KITTY IS USING THE TOILET (i shit you not)

i ordered CITIKITTY, this PURR-FECT product (haha) that trains your kitty to use the toilet with a litter tray that sits in your toilet. week after week, you remove a perforated ring until the tray is no longer needed. within weeks, he went from a litter box (gross) to the toilet (yay). he also keeps the seat down, because he’s a gentleman.

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*he had an accident once on one of my favorite pillows, which was not really his fault since the bathroom door was closed and when i sleep i throw my pillows on the floor because i just hate when my neck is propped up too high.


*this is not my kitty, but a trained CITIKITTY on youtube.

March 2, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, news • 8 Comments

news: I’M ON TANQUERAY BILLBOARDS (because I’m blogging for them)

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yes, indeed…i am in fact on many billboards in NEW YORK city and a few major cities. TANQUERAY has launched a community of bloggers that feature the likes of TALIB KWELI, COLTRANE CURTIS, MARIEL HAENN, FONZWORTH BENTLEY and more! to help promote it, a few of us were chosen to be part of their campaign. (i start blogging APRIL 1st)

my long term readers might remember that random photoshoot i had, but i couldn’t disclose the information.

BACK HERE:
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i have not seen these billboards yet, but if any of ya’ll catch a glimpse – please take a flick for me! someone on twitter (thanks @BAZZISLOVE) sent me a photo already which made me giggle. it’s a great photo, but i could also double as a “DARK AND LOVELY” hair box model.

LUPE already emailed me and had jokes as he peeped me on ALLHIPHOP.COM.

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on a side note, i’m stoked to be on a billboard…that’s so crazy!
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below are the addresses of where one might find these sights:
Panel Description Facing Zip Code Design
W 125TH STREET SL 5F E OF 12TH AVENUE W 10027 FEMALE
MELROSE AVENUE WL 25F S OF E 165TH STREET S2 10456 FEMALE
E 233RD STREET NL 5F W OF BARNES AVENUE E 10466 FEMALE
WHITE PLAINS ROAD WL 5F S OF ST OUEN STREET N 10470 FEMALE
BAYCHESTER AVENUE WL 50F N OF TILLOSTON AVENUE S 10475 FEMALE
LINDEN BOULEVARD SL 50F W OF VAN SINDEREN AVENUE W 11207 FEMALE
FULTON STREET NL 5F E OF FRANKLIN AVENUE W 11216 FEMALE
NOSTRAND AVENUE EL 300F N OF CORTELYOU AVENUE N 11226 FEMALE
KINGS HIGHWAY EL 5F S OF FARRAGUT ROAD N 11234 FEMALE
ROCKAWAY PARKWAY EL 50F N OF DITMAS AVENUE S1 11236 FEMALE
WASHINGTON AVENUE EL 150F S OF ATLANTIC AVENUE N 11238 FEMALE
FARMERS BOULEVARD WL 5F N OF 121ST AVENUE N 11413 FEMALE
JAMAICA AVENUE SL 50F E OF 205TH STREET W 11423 FEMALE
LIBERTY AVENUE NL 5F W OF 134TH STREET E 11435 FEMALE
SOUTH ROAD NL 200 F E OF SUTPHIN BOULEVARD W 11435 FEMALE
BEACH CHANNEL DRIVE SL 200F W OF B 75TH STREET E 11693 FEMALE

March 2, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG • 16 Comments

funny: MY PARENTS FIGHT MORE THAN BRUCE LEE

this kid makes me giggle uncontrollably. the last video he did of his CRAZY SISTER was even funnier. PEEP IT, HERE!

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March 2, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, funny • 5 Comments

throwback: EDITH PIAF – “La Vie En Rose”

(je vous manque et long pour votre contact)

March 2, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, throwback • 3 Comments

foto: GRACE LADOJA LOVES HER VIOLETTE PACKAGE!

GRACE! make JAMAICA happen or come to NEW YORK soon! we need to gossip, drink cappuccinos and laugh about the rubbish “cool trends” our respective country churns out and how other countries eat it up!
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March 1, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG • 2 Comments

sneak peak: QUICK BEHIND THE SCENES OF EZO MAGAZINE SHOOT (2/25/10) – on stands in APRIL

can’t show too much…but here’s a “lil” bit.

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*i didn’t realize “the boys” were out until i saw these pictures – it made me a uneasy. i spent a lifetime covering them up and now all hell has broke loose. a while ago, i got some advice from an wise older friend when i hesitated to act in a movie. he said “you’ll look back on this and remember how young and great you looked”. i guess aging and motherhood ain’t a day at the park!
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photos by ISIS ARIAS

March 1, 2010 • Posted in: BLOG, sneak peak • 11 Comments