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what the eff: JURY DUTY (for me!)
i’m conflicted about the whole JURY DUTY thing. part of me is excited to be on a JURY, like in movies. i imagine a lawyer giving his best defense to us as we think deeply about ‘the case’. then another part of me is like “snap out of it!”, i mean who am i to judge someone else in a situation i didn’t witness? that is so tricky and unappealing.
have you guys had this before? any advice? eeeeeek!
may have to pull a LIZ LEMON:
what the eff: ITS COLD OUT!
am i the only one that thinks its ridiculous that one can surgically become another gender if they want, but we cannot change the archaic way in which we fend ourselves from the elements? seriously. it’s 2009 and the only way we can stay warm is by wearing “long johns” under our clothes or wearing a fur or shearling like cavemen! we have to bundle with layers like hobos (no shade). it’s actually pretty funny when you think about it. can’t someone create an invisible, traveling, personal, cordless, personal-space heater? something?!
to the readers in warmer climates – i envy you!!!
anyways, i googled freezing and found this. i guess it could always be worse!
