i’ve never celebrated cinco de mayo, but when ELLE reminded me about it coming up – it seemed only right to celebrate a holiday we know nothing about. the homies came over tacos and margaritas. i made some homemade guacamole and salsa and JAE was on beef and turkey detail.

*JAE cooked 70 pounds of meet with effortless ease.

*my guac and salsa. it was HARD ASS DEAD BODIES!

*ELLE was on drink and photo detail. we have yet to find the perfect concoction. all i wanted was a virgin pina colada.

*the fatties who ate most of the food!

*after dinner i baked some cookies, we had fun with kitchen utensils. here i am taking a break from the madness.

*my stress called for a cigarillo, but in real life “me no smokey and me no likey smokey”.