*starbucks drive-thru would be cooler if i actually drove…
*did you say “BUSINESS CLASS”? there’s this hidden club in most airports that caters to the uppity…free food and drinks in a handsome lounge. i felt like i was about to get kicked out for lack of a better pedigree.
*did you say hot dog? oh no, that was just my fat inner self talking again.
*i’m naming my daughter LUFTHANSA and ELLE is naming hers LATISSE.
*i always lose weight when i go to EUROPE…
*SISSY, they use half and half. you so european!